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Even Your 9 Year-Old Daughter Wants You to Join a Dating Site

This note was found on a New York subway yesterday by Jeff Simmermon of And I Am Not Lying.

We think that this advice is the most level-headed, smart, mature advice that anyone can give to someone they love.  Obviously, this little girl wants her Daddy to end this relationship immediately.  Not because the woman is a horrible person.  Not because her Daddy is horrible.  Simply because they they are incompatible.

We think he should look at a few dating site reviews and write an online profile and move on with his life.

Full text reads:

Dear Daddy,

I think the relationship you have with Mrs. (removed) is not right. You guys fight. Ms. (removed) is a nice person. So are you. I think you should find somebody who you do not argue with. I am just showing my feelings. Please think it over! (LOVE).

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